Tuesday, April 29, 2008

A Poopful Post - be warned

How can something so vile and evil come out of someone so lovely? Today was a sea day, and the one thing of note was the incredibly huge poop that Torsten had after dinner, while we were in the library. We first got wind of it because of its acute rankness, and we rushed him downstairs, with his pants half falling down from the weight. It was not pretty, and was definitely a two-parent emergency. Luckily, the stewards were just outside, doing the turndown service, so we were able to get rid of the toxic waste immediately, and popped Torsten straight into the bath. No wonder the poor little man hasn't been sleeping well!

Apart from that, nothing too interesting happened today. The Mediterranean Sea is an incredible blue, and I took the opportunity to admire it after I finished doing some work.

I also forgot to mention previously that we were delayed leaving Malaga by about an hour because of a passenger with "document irregularities", according to the announcements over the PA system. Ingo was on deck taking shots of Malaga and the other ships in the harbour, and he saw a police car, and then, in a little while, policemen leading out a passenger in handcuffs and driving away with him. As Ingo said, not even document Imodium was going to cure that kind of document irregularity!

This was a silly post, but nothing exciting happened today, although it was a nice day and Torsten played with his little friend Simone and another little boy, Aaron (who is loud and made Torsten cry because of his volume - but he's actually a very nice boy).

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